TOTP 80.40 4/12/80

First broadcast: 4th December 1980
repeated on BBCFour from: 26/11/2015
Presented by Peter Powell
Full chart here

Here we are agin folks and it's December already in TOTP80-land so get ready for some festive previews (the likes of which we now get around mid-October). It's our fave Peter 'Pete' Powell doing the honours this week so let's get started..

Eddy Grant - Do You Feel My Love
Edmond was on a couple of weeks back although we didn't get to see him in post-Yewtree 2015 so justice is done as the long and lanky dreadlocked one goes Top 10 and gets the party started.

Neil Diamond - Love on the Rocks
Let's not get too boisterous though, better get some American AOR in (groan) although we do like it when Pete gets all slowed down and serious.. Some blurb about The Jazz Singer then it's love on the rahcks, now at 27.

Luckily Pete and the studio gang haven't fallen asleep and it's applause and smiles all round as we welcome.....two blokes from Earth, Wind and FIRE!, although we don't get to see one of 'em proper as he's got his back to the camera. New album blah blah blah..Pete wishes them good luck with the single. It got to no. 63. Nice one!

Jona Lewie - Stop the Cavalry
The guys are also treated to the debut od this littel gem which sort of puts us in the festive spirit with, er , grown men dressed in WWI uniforms pretending to play brass instruments. Luckily there's also one on a synth to remind us this is 1980, although he can't help getting his jingle bells out either. Nevertheless this is fine tune which will indeed go on to do well over the festive period and will stay with us to this day. Well, it's on my Xmas CD anyway. Already at no. 15.

Chart rundown 30-22 ....22?

Kenny Rogers - Lady (Legs & co.)
Yes, cos at 21 it's that white-bearded Yank with another slow toon. Legs take it all very literally of course and "Lady, I'm your knight in shining armour.." translates easily into the girls dressing up in medieaval 'Lady' costumes and swan around in a foggy castle setting, occasionally longing after that single golden 'pear' which eventually gets plucked from an otherwise barren tree.Yes, well.. not their best, but perhaps their most bizarre performance of the year.

Charts again 21-17

AC/DC - Rock n Roll Ain't Noise Pollution
..at 17. Here they are agin, not in the Pops studio this time but in a rather unimaginative promo film which could've been made in 1975. Seems like yesterday that they were in the studio but it was in fact February and they've had five non-hit singles out in the meantime. That seems like a helluva lot of noise pollution to us, actually.

Charts again .. 16-11 (Pause: amazing to see how many of the better tracks of the past month or so were fairly plummeting down the charts: Ants, Roxy, OMD, Bowie.... Oh the fickle world of pop..)

St. Winifred's School Choir - There's No-one Quite Like Grandma
"At Christmas all sorts of things happen in the British charts" says wise old DJ Pete. Well, just you wait a couple of weeks mate to see what can really happen. This is one of those Christmas-implicit©
songs which occasionally crop up, especially in a society/chart which is still suffering a hangover from the various Slade/Wizzard/Mus Christmas singles of just a few years ago. I can't and don't really want to remember why this cam to reach the charts and the Great British record Buying Public but there you go. The hard work of 'sound of the eighties' artists like David Bowie, Spandau Ballet, OMD and Adam Ant smashed to smithereens in one fail swoop. At no. 16 and destined to...well, you know.

Break: interview with Mike Oldfield. The erstwhile shy and retiring poly-instrumentalist is now well and truly confident in front of real people, confident enough in fact to wear a lime green tracksuit which he will continue to wear for most of the early 80s. Mike has a new album out and with a couple of flop singles going around he's prime material for a Pops studio interview. Mike also likes flying, playing his many guitars and hopes to go to, er, Israel soon.


The Boomtown Rats - Banana Republic
Well after that unhealthy amount of slosh, better get some punk rockers back in. Or at least what remains of punk rock. The angry sentiment remains however as this song is allegedly a scathing attack on the Rats' native Republic of Ireland from whence the goiys had been banned. To quote their reputable blogspot blog "It is to Ireland what God Save the Queen was to Britain." Blimey!

Top 10. Madness, Spandau, Rats and Grant all going up, Waterman, Kool, Mills and (gulp) Lennon going down.

Abba - Super Trouper
Second week at the top for the Super-Abs who evidently have nothing against their native Sweden but continue to show their world-weary angst "wishing that every show was the last show". Strong words indeed. But just count your lucky stars you're on that stage tonight as your stardom ennui is nothing compared to what is about to happen in New York City.

Playout: Diana Ross - I'm Coming Out

Crowd dancing.

TOTP 80.6 07/02/1980

Repeated on BBCFour as from 19.02.2015
Full chart here: Official charts

First Pops of freeezing Feb, and as promised it's new boy Steve Wright doing the duties tonight, and he's even brought his own groupies

pic: @Phleeper

Jefferson Starship - Jane 
Chart rundown only, thank goodness as we really wouldn't like to see this bunch of tired old seventies rockers 'performing' on TOTP thank you very much. This eventually got a tad higher so best not speak too soon.

The Tourists - So Good To Be Back Home Again (46)
And it's good to have you back again too Tourists! This was their follow up to their rendition of  I Only Want to be With You which went massive around Christmas and had only just dropped out of the Top 30. The lead singer - one Ann Lennox - is wearing some very odd headgear, nay, hairgear. Don't think she'll go too far, and nor will that daft looking guitarist in a red suit in the background. Now that bloke singing with Lennox on the other hand, he looks like a real new-wave star.

Cliff Richard - Carrie 
I wasn't looking forward to this but it was a pleasant surprise, and not half as cheesy as I thought. A really good ballad on the back of his We Don't Talk Anymore renaissance, which had also done well "State-side" as Steve Wright might have said. Steve does of course remind us of how young Cliff (né Harry Webb) still looks etc., although it is amazing to think that he'd already been having hit records for over twenty years. Knighthood due, I reckon.

The Whispers - And The Beat Goes On (Legs & Co.)
A proper dance song for Legs rather than prancing around in tight-fitting lycra, dressed up as wild animals and....ehem, moving swiftly onto this week, it's The Whispers! Who? Well apparently this lot had been going round since 1964 (therefore nearly as long as Cliff) and their patience was now paying off with this snazzy little dance number which despite the demise of disco would actually be a smash. Some credit to Legs perhaps?

The Boomtown Rats - Someone's Looking at You
But enough of disco! Back to New Wave and all that with The 'Rats, enjoying their eighth top twenty single and parent album The Fine Art of Surfacing, of  which this was the opening track, also selling truckloads. It's the repeat recording of a couple of weeks ago, starting off with Fingers and his funny little organ and Geldof looking a lot like the Floyd Pinkerton/Pink character he would later play in the movie version of The Wall, the tour for which opened on this very night in LA as a matter of fact. Small world.

The Nolans - I'm in the Mood for Dancing
And just so the Wright-person can use once more the 'Oirish' connection (cringe) it's The Nolans again, this week switching places with Madness but kept off the no. 2 spot by that fat American bloke, grrr. Commendably, this was yet another new performance for the Pops with live singing, although this time the resident orchestra obviously had better things to do. The lead Nolanette seems to be doing a little less twirling too, so perhaps all that dan-cin' and roman-cin' was already taking its toll.

The Chords - Maybe Tomorrow
New name time, and this week it's The Chords from Sarf Landan who are doing their best not to look like The Jam even though they do sound quite a lot like The Jam, or at least they do to these 21st century non-Mod-tuned ears. This was their second stab at 45rpm stardom and they'd hit the Top 40 with this little number this week, but sadly do little else. Shame - they seemed quite good.

The Regents - 7 Teen  
They're back again from their debut a fortnight hence and have edged up to number 11. The audience do seem a tad more enthusiastic, although the band continue to strut and pout much as they did first time around. The lead singer has obviously anticipated the 80s wide shoulder pad fashion, although perhaps they should actually go inside the jacket so as not to show the sticky tape, mate.

Queen - Save Me
Enough of the youngsters, time for a bit of 'classic rock' to keep all the punters happy. As anticipated in last week's closing credits, this had already made it up to no. 20. Nice little promo film here too mixing live performance, some soppy animation and a, er, dove which Freddie just fails to catch hold of (ie. "save") at the end. Hopefully this one didn't hit the back of the net.

The Selecter - Three Minute Hero
Bringing a bit of energy back into the show, it's more of those fun-loving ska kids who are also rocketing up the charts this week. (Interestingly, chart anoraks, they were one place ahead of Queen last week but are now one place behind). Sadly this would not replicate their On My Radio debut, although the soon-to-be-released album Too Much Pressure would establish them as one of the key bands of the genre/era.

AC/DC - Touch Too Much
Despite having become something of a cult (witness the buzz on Twitter recently when folks started realising they would be on tonight) AC/DC failed to set the singles charts alight at the time, with album sales doing considerably better. I'm no fan but I preferred last year's Highway to Hell. A unique TOTP moment nontheless.

The Buggles - The Plastic Age 
But back to the future... Good to see Buggles back on, even though chart progress was slow for Horn and pals with this one from the soon-to-be-released album. A new performance this week, distinguishable from the one of a fortnight ago only by Geoff Downes' rubber, er no sorry, plastic gloves. The hugely underestimated Plastic Age eventually made the Top 20 although whether we'll see them again on the Pops remains to be seen.

The Specials - Too Much Too Young
Second week at no. 1 for Coventry's finest even though this, the third showing of the live promo film, gets rather short shrift from TOTP makers tonight. Whether that was an excuse for not having to broadcast too many taboo lyrics to the nation or a punishment for not coming to the TOTP studio is anyone's guess. Their days at the top spot were numbered, but they'll be back, mark my words. Try wearing a CAP!


Joe Jackson - Different for Girls (closing credits)
Joe was stable at no. 5 and obviously not worthy of another studio appearance/repeat. Only The Nolans could carry that off.

Well that's all for this week and, sadly, there'll be no Pops on BBC Four next week so you'll have to wait until 5th March for the next show, chums. But do stay tuned for more 1980 music 'n' fun in the meantime.